First and foremost, it is Linda Shuma… not linda shuma. Okay, that was stolen.
Mombasa Senator Hassan Omar yesterday settled on hotelier Linda Mariwa Shuma, 39, to be his running mate in the race for Mombasa governor.
Ms Shuma is a businesslady who runs a catering business that deals mainly with corporate and social events. She is also the president of Lions Club Mombasa Bahari branch.
Hassan Omar expressed confidence in unseating governor Hassan Joho come August.
However, it turned out that Kenyans on social media were more concerned with her unusual name, and not what she will do for Mombasa. Some tweets were downright funny, and others quite offensive.
Here are a few of those.
Linda Shuma sounds like some campaign against male genital mutilation
— 父のみ (@FineShid) May 22, 2017
I saw Linda Shuma trending and I thought Nyeri women are back
— MCA JOMO
(@andyjomo) May 22, 2017
Am I the only one who thought that Linda Shuma was about protecting your jolly stick?
— Boniface Gitau (@iGitz_) May 22, 2017
So Linda Shuma has nothing to do with protecting one's D. pic.twitter.com/KJnunJrBDR
— Boniface Gitau (@iGitz_) May 22, 2017
Linda shuma is someone's name?
I thought its a warning from a nyeri woman to her dead beat husband
"Linda shuma baba njeri"
— DEKKO SUNESIS (@Dekk001) May 22, 2017
"Linda Shuma" I have never laughed like this! pic.twitter.com/gnq8Eje2nA
— MESHACK (@kiprop_mesh) May 22, 2017
Am I the only one who saw this trend "Linda Shuma" and thought their own things?
ok I have a problem.
— Mellannie_W (@W_Mellannie) May 22, 2017
i had to run to the Dick,tionary to confirm the allegations Linda Shuma
— TITUS BRIAN'S™ (@titohbrians) May 22, 2017
Huyo mathee 'Linda Shuma' angetafta jina ingine… angejiita Linda Linda tu kama Miguna Miguna… hio Shuma Naaaahh!!
— FOSTER KID (@BBwogazza) May 22, 2017
Linda Shuma's first job has to be to begin a mobile-powered candle delivery service and call it m-Shuma.
— Babu Biko (@BabuBiko) May 22, 2017
when you realize that most first borns are given the name "Linda" because they are meant to protect and take care of the other siblings pic.twitter.com/E85FKOT8Qe
— Ballon D'or #5 (@Samzen_) May 22, 2017
Omar hassan ame Linda shuma yake na we uko Hapo unatweet na dry spell
— Arap Kiragu (@Nehemiahkiragu) May 22, 2017
All men should vote in Linda shuma na hutawahi skia mtu amepokonywa D*
— Arap Kiragu (@Nehemiahkiragu) May 22, 2017
@andyjomo Hahaha that name sounds like an iniative "Operation Linda Shuma"
— *Head E Murphy* (@Albyphyfez) May 22, 2017
Y'all learned nothing from Jimmy Gait's tears Friday. U want Linda Shuma to wail on national TV ati she's been made fun of on social media?
— Collateral Beauty (@AngKavi) May 22, 2017
"It's Linda Shuma not linda shuma" pic.twitter.com/mQ5TBy2nnO
— Nairobi Fly ® (@Crazy_Nairobian) May 22, 2017
Linda Shuma has just been launched. She's gained more popularity in a single day than Senator Omar in five years
— daniel mwangi (@danmsweet) May 22, 2017
Linda Shuma has just been launched. She's gained more popularity in a single day than Senator Omar in five years
— daniel mwangi (@danmsweet) May 22, 2017
Linda Shuma
— Nairobi Fly ® (@Crazy_Nairobian) May 22, 2017
Hassan Omar picks his running mate… Linda Shuma. pic.twitter.com/GWgvxgsTam
— GrishØn (@Gryshon) May 22, 2017
when you finally realise "Linda Shuma" was not what you thought pic.twitter.com/7kzfXXNN44
— Nezitic (@NeziticitizeN) May 22, 2017
Hii linda shuma campaign acha tuachie watu wa NYIRI sisi wakisii shuma zetu zinakuanga intact ….Hatunanga wasiwasi pic.twitter.com/UbPESNGG3w
— ISAIAH NYANGENA (@isaiah_nyangena) May 22, 2017
Not that I enjoy taking a swipe at Linda Shuma but I can't help but wonder..Kama jina lachanganya, sembuse manifesto?
— Karanu Jr. (@krycekaranu) May 22, 2017
If "Linda Shuma" was a running mate of nyeri governor it could have worked
— Kagwe musa muchoki (@kagwe_mutha) May 22, 2017
Hassan Omar will get the college votes while Linda Shuma will take the popularity votes.
— Joshua Ndirangu (@joshdish) May 22, 2017
Joho linda shuma
— Raspect ™ (@raspect_oti) May 22, 2017
Vile wasee wa Nyeri wana Linda Shuma… pic.twitter.com/bgW1y1pHC0
— Nairobi Fly ® (@Crazy_Nairobian) May 22, 2017
Twitter: Linda Shuma
Me: Iko safe
Twitter: "Linda Shuma is now Hassan Omar's Running mate"
Me: WTF! I thought its a central rod slogan.— clive (@SirdeClive) May 22, 2017
Linda Shuma should report to Cyber prefect Victoria Rubidiri for being Cyber bullied #BullshitJournalism pic.twitter.com/LMpdnQtk01
— DUKE OF MUMIAS
(@otsieli) May 22, 2017
My thoughts on Linda Shuma I forgive myself for that thinking
— REAL ANDY (@AndrewUnited7) May 22, 2017
"Linda Shuma" ought be a campaign outside politics.
— #lifehacktivist (@Cyrustheirfadda) May 22, 2017
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